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A look into the comics were enjoying, loving to hate or wanting to burn!

 

This week, I’m reviewing Dark Horse’s new magical girl team comic, Zodiac Starforce, written by Kevin Panetta and drawn by Paulina Ganucheau. Zodiac Starforce is about a group of teenage girls in high school dealing with boyfriends, biology tests, mean girls, and the occasional monster or two. These girls have been gifted with magical powers that they use to fight off evil entities that threaten their world. The cool part of this comic is that it’s not an origin story. The girls have been fighting off evil forces for a while and when we come in, the group is actually disbanded. The leader, Emma, thinks it’s all over until a new force threatens her life and brings the group back together.


Ever since I heard of it’s initial release I was dying to get my hands on it. Zodiac Starforce reminds me of my childhood obsessions... Sailor Moon, Powerpuff Girls, Cardcaptor Sakura... anything that involved girls with powers, I LOVED. It just so happens that I love this too. The art is colorful and fun with characters that are diverse and relatable. I can see this taking off and becoming something really big. The costumes the girls wear would be awesome for cosplaying. So check it out! I’ll be here twiddling my thumbs, patiently awaiting the second issue.

 

 

War, nuclear destruction, crazy ass children, the end is here! Snake seems to have gained an upper hand, but can he take on two armies at once and still manage to escape? Let’s dig into issue number four and find out!

 

As always, some spoilers may follow.

 

The twins are ready to take on the United States Police force. With an army behind them, and nuclear weapons up their sleeves, they finally make their push to take over America, but the illusion of their “powers” has finally slipped away. As a massive battle erupts for control of Florida, the twins plans backfire and Plissken uses his skills against them.

 

The biggest highlight of this issue has got to be the destruction of Florida. The landscape is left permanently changed by the detonation of dozens of nuclear warheads. The universe of Escape is ultimately a broken one. Thanks to World War III actually happening, America is a country alien to the one we actually live in. Manhattan is gone, now Florida, so I’m left to wonder once again what the remainder of the country looks like. Unfortunately, that will just have to wait, as the end of this issue shifts the story to a whole new place.

 

As Snake manages to change the tide of war, I find some of his actions/comments still overly cold. We are never given a clear picture from the original film as to what Snake is really seeking. Is it peace? To remain an outlaw? Perhaps to simply be alone? Snake does after all have friends, see the original deleted opening of the first film for more on that, and he does care about Cabbie, Maggie and to a lesser extent Brain. I suppose what I’m wondering is, why he is pushing the world away. This comic has given us the perfect realm to expand on Snake as a character, but seems to shy away from this in order to keep the action up.

 

The artwork remains solid and colorful, the battles clear and gory at times. The characters are interesting, but without enough time to really let them breath. Each time we are introduced to someone, there either dead or simply vanish after a few pages, an issue at most. Why not let the story unfold a bit more first? Why not left Snake have a chance at developing a connection with others? (Curtis is about the only real exception to this, but still shrugged off.) The story remains interesting, but the questions are mounting.

 


Score: 3 Nuclear Weapons Out of 5

 

 

 

Suzie and Jon have a bit of a secret... Let me start from the beginning. Suzie works at the library. Sad thing is, the bank is shutting it down. Jon happens to work at the bank and he happens to absolutely hate it. Jon, meet, Suzie. They hit it off immediately... for more reasons than one. Turns out, they share the same secret. Whenever either of them have sex, they freeze time and go to a place Suzie likes to call “The Quiet.” So what do they do with all that frozen time? Rob banks, of course. Hailed as the “Best New Series” by USA Today and Time Magazine’s Comic of the Year 2013, Sex Criminals does not disappoint.

This book is absolutely laugh-out-loud hilarious. If you have a dirty sense of humor, like me, you’ll love this. Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky completely knocked this one out of the park with their writing. It’s not all just dirty jokes though, it’s even pretty insightful about love, life and all the struggles of growing up and coming into your own. The authors even have a sex tip book, called “Just The Tips” with articles and stories curated from the letter section of Sex Criminals. (Also hilarious) Everyone who asks me what comic I recommend, I always say Sex Criminals. It’s actually in the works to become a TV show! So read up now, ladies and gentlemen, so you’ll be able to say you knew about it before it was on TV. You get extra hipster points for that. All jokes aside, you should really really reaaaallllly pick up Sex Criminals by Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky, I promise you won’t regret it.

 

 

Ever feel like you’re crazy? That people around you just don’t get it? Are the voices in your head too loud? Do your parents push you aside or consider you a burden?

Meet Syd. She’s been hearing voices in her head her whole life. No amount of therapy, medication or help from professionals can silence them. After a failed suicide attempt, a mysterious man named The Voice checks her out of the hospital and brings her to his home. There, she meets the others: Fagen, Wire, Runt, Blurgirl, Moon, Misery Kid, Maisie, and Gruff. Syd finds out that she’s not crazy at all. In fact, she’s a telepath. Now, she’s among people just like her. People who have been made to feel insane, but in actuality they’re gifted... they’re special. They’ve built up a life for themselves with The Voice as their leader and mentor. But, the way they’ve done it is not exactly moral. They don’t use their abilities for good, they prey on the innocent, and they want Syd to be one of them.

“They’re Not Like Us: Black Holes for the Young” from Image comics is original and fresh. A real page turner. I expected this to be good when I picked it up, as Image has put out most of my favorites. I wasn’t disappointed. The story really hooks you in right from the beginning and it just keeps on getting better from there. It’s dark and gritty but at the same time manages to have a lot of heart. The art in “They’re Not Like Us” is really beautiful. Aside from the story being great, it’s just pretty to look at. The coloring is what really got me, it brings the whole story to life. The writing is smart and unpredictable. I highly recommend picking this one up. If you’re looking for a story that’ll leave you wanting more, definitely check out volume one of “They’re Not Like Us: Black Holes for the Young” by Eric Stephenson, Simon Gane and Jordie Bellaire!

 

 

With Snake in the clutches of the Free Republic of Florida once again, we find him in a military camp with an explosive neck brace. With the nukes armed and the twins ready to go to war with the United States, will Snake be able to escape in time while also giving Florida a second chance?

 

As always, some spoilers may follow.

 

The highlights of issue three remain within the wacky characters and settings of the story. The artwork remains fun and colorful, moving along at a brisk pace. Much like the original film, Snake is almost always in motion, but it’s a move that could back fire in the long run if the writers aren’t careful.

 

A remaining issue is that the twins are never really that convincing to me. Later in the issue, there’s a fun moment when we get to see where and how the twins live. Their mansion is like something out of, “Blank Check”, (too old a reference? Google it!) Now, they supposedly fooled the public into thinking they have some kind of mental powers, but at no point is it ever elaborated on. Besides the fact that they have guns and a very determined bodyguard, they’re not at all intimidating. In the mansion itself they have adults captive in silly costumes, as their servants. It’s a funny idea, very “Twilight Zone”, but why these people don’t just slip a knife into these kids necks I’ll never understand.

 

Obviously Snake is going to do something about all this, but why must it be him? It would seem that the rest of the people could find a way to band together and overthrow a pair of thirteen year olds. WHy did they follow them in the first place? They may be armed and dangerous, but in this universe, Plissken is the only one left who seems to fight for his beliefs.

 

In the end, I’m still left hoping to better understand the universe at large in this series. It’s not bad or uninteresting by any means, but remains too vague. The other major question is about Snake himself. A true anti hero, his actions are close to the original film, but he seems to care even less about others this time around. I hope at some point we can get into his head a little and get a clearer picture of his thought process.

 

Overall, this Escape series remains an interesting read and I would recommend it for fans of the original film, but it’s still coming up a little short for my taste. With the tension building to what could be an explosive conclusion in the next issue, we’ll just have to hold on and see where this ride takes us.


Score: 3 Tyrannical Twins Out of 5

 

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